oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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