On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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