Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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