In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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