Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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