How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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