I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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