I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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