@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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