so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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