Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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