you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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