Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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