That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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