Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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