apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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