She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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