school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Drunk is not a location!
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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