Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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