I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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