If i could tip my vagina, i would.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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