If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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