Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You just made me feel so damn special
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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