When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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