Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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