Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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