susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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