yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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