I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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