My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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