you turned your livingroom into a bong?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
