no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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