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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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