I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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