glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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