I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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