That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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