is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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