I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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