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This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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