I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Randomize
