Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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