I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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