Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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