I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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