Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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