i just google imaged poop.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm like, not good at living.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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