physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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