in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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