Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(773): View more from Illinois

Right on... I dropped my chapstick

(269): View more from Michigan

I blacked out

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(703): View more from Virginia

And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...

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(904): View more from Florida

I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.

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(806): View more from Texas

Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.

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23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”
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(705): View more from Ontario

Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this

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(513): View more from Ohio

Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?

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(801): View more from Utah

i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?

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(347): View more from New York

Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting

(1-347): View more from New York

Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?

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(812): View more from Indiana

Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.

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