They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag