Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.