If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?