I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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