he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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