Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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