Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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