So drunk its hurt
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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