Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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